I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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