What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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