Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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