Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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