as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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