He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i will never coherently bang her
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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