I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I've blown a few things in my day
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
being pregnant is like rehab
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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