So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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