I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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