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I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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