Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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