who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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