Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Oh god it's open bar.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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