Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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