with your own penis?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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