oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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