yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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