Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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