it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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