id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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