I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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