I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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