My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
