is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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