just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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