He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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I need you to use more vowels.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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