just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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