I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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