It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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