do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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