absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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