Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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