I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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