there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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