Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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