Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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