You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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