I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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