Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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