kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
