if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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