Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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