ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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