It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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