shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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