I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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