operation harelip BJ is a go
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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