no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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