Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
try to milk me bitch
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