no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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