We should be called the Road Head Warriors
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I can feel your judgement through the phone
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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