talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you didnt know i had herpes?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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