Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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