We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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